Story time: How the firefly got his butt.

Once upon a time, there was bugs that lived in tall grass. They were pretty nice bugs, except for that they didn't like the moon 'cause of it always shined on them when they didn't want to be seen while they were playin' hide an' go seek! An' so whenever the moon shined on them an' made them lose their game, they'd turn around an' wiggle their butts at it all mean like. The moon didn't like it an' one night when they wiggled their butts, he throwed stars at them! The stars hit them an' stuck to them!

So that's how come the fireflies have blinky butts.

An' that's how come it's called moonin' someone, but that's not nice.

The end.